
Tell that to a woman’s period…

There was this one time I sneezed….

Forever reblog Johnny Bravo.
Mir complete! Took up quite a bit of my time, but it was worth it. Now we can see if bears in space would give us a tactical edge.

This.
Grammar lesson: The It’s theory.
Came up with a way to remember the difference between It’s and Its.
It and Is decided to finally marry, earning them the apostrophe as a contraction. it’s.
They then had a baby, and all new words can’t have apostrophes since they are a whole word (at least in normal English D:). its
There you have it. It’s is a marriage, and its is the child. I wonder if I’ll finally remember… IllIIIIlllllIIIIlllllIIIIIIIIllllllII Just realize the default sans-serif font for tumblr makes capital “eyes” and lower case “ells” look the same.
Computer under construction.
I ordered a new Motherboard and a new CPU to go with it.
AMD FX-6300 FX-Series Six-Core Processor Black Edition
ASUS M5A97 LE R2.0 AM3+ AMD 970 SATA 6Gb/s USB 3.0 ATX AMD Motherboard with UEFI BIOS
After this, I shouldn’t have to upgrade my computer unless a part breaks. Hard drive or power supply might be the first to go at this rate. Yay cloud storage by the way :D

1. That 747 with the shuttle would never get you to Europe from America.
2. The more weight on a plane, the more thrust they need to make sure the fucking thing stays in the air, and therefore, the more fuel they use. There’s a break even weight where they can make up the fuel cash themselves, and take no losses. Once your step-mother gets on board, though, you need to pay up for the fuel.
3. That 747 only has first class. The rest of the seats are gone.
4. If only one person flies on a 747, and they get charged the overweight fee despite the fact their luggage (hopefully) would not even hinder the 747, then this isn’t about weight, this about companies. A better picture would be an Executive dining on a baby seal while he shoots lobsters thrown into the air with his platinum plated belongs-in-a-museum 1800’s era elephant gun.
5. I really want to see that Elephant gun now.
I’ll have one with everything.






